I have no idea what that means, but it does sound interesting. That's a real quote, figuratively, and ties in nicely with our first match of the 2008 season against the Panthers which saw us win the game (or at least the first half). With a surprisingly large match squad and with the help of Shumanga scoring the first try only minutes after kickoff, the Spanners lead the first half 8-5.
The impressive defense slipped slightly in the second half resulting in the Panthers ending up on top after full time. According to the official website, the final score was 17-8 to the Panthers.
Although there were many positives to take away from the opening match, especially the early defence (although this may be due to the 17 Spanners on field occasionally), it seemed the Panthers were far from their usual form. But enough of the match analysis. It's pretty obvious I'm not a sports journalist so lets get on to some more important matters:
• Man of the match - Szymon Shumanga for the power try
• Douchebag of the match - Szymon Shumanga for shouting during the conversion
• James Dalton Award - Chase Steve-O Hyde for jabbing eyes and fisty cuffing
• Tall Guy Award - Ali Glass for just being really tall in general
All in all, the game was enjoyed by all, especially the ref who seemed to have smoked copious amounts of tik before stumbling on to the pitch. I'm not saying he was bias in any way; I'm only pointing out that if you do that much crystal meth at that age, it's going to have some effect your senile mind. Old people aside, the support for the Spanners actually proved to be a positive integer which is very promising for the rest of the season. That said, a few fans (using that term very loosely) seemed to be fairly cold sitting on the green mile. One little fella had clearly avoided some pretty advantageous aspects of evolution and was forced to bring a blanket. Which leads me onto my next point...
Black Horse Vodka will now accompany all our matches and is there to reward supporters and players. Anyone wanting to party after the game is more than welcome - provided that you have breasts. However, any supporters of the male variety will be reluctantly welcomed. We are trying to get an acceptable quantity of vodka for everyone without breaking the bank.
Enter SLD... the Cape Town based liquor manufacturer who produces Black Horse Vodka amongst other products. It was thanks to them that my night in Stellenbosch was enjoyable even though the Maties managed to steal the FNB Varsity Cup from UCT. The ability to easily drink the vodka straight up should raise the comradery of the Spanners' supporters. If we manage to arrange a few bottles per game from SLD, then we'll be able to purchase some mixers to go with it. Now although I believe sex on the beach is obtained with some rohypnol or a chloroform-soaked rag, bar tenders will argue that it involves some vodka, passion fruit, orange- and cranberry juice.
Come support the Spanners on the 23rd April at 18:30 for our match against Kopano... there'll be vodka.
The impressive defense slipped slightly in the second half resulting in the Panthers ending up on top after full time. According to the official website, the final score was 17-8 to the Panthers.Although there were many positives to take away from the opening match, especially the early defence (although this may be due to the 17 Spanners on field occasionally), it seemed the Panthers were far from their usual form. But enough of the match analysis. It's pretty obvious I'm not a sports journalist so lets get on to some more important matters:
• Man of the match - Szymon Shumanga for the power try
• Douchebag of the match - Szymon Shumanga for shouting during the conversion
• James Dalton Award - Chase Steve-O Hyde for jabbing eyes and fisty cuffing
• Tall Guy Award - Ali Glass for just being really tall in general
All in all, the game was enjoyed by all, especially the ref who seemed to have smoked copious amounts of tik before stumbling on to the pitch. I'm not saying he was bias in any way; I'm only pointing out that if you do that much crystal meth at that age, it's going to have some effect your senile mind. Old people aside, the support for the Spanners actually proved to be a positive integer which is very promising for the rest of the season. That said, a few fans (using that term very loosely) seemed to be fairly cold sitting on the green mile. One little fella had clearly avoided some pretty advantageous aspects of evolution and was forced to bring a blanket. Which leads me onto my next point...
Black Horse Vodka will now accompany all our matches and is there to reward supporters and players. Anyone wanting to party after the game is more than welcome - provided that you have breasts. However, any supporters of the male variety will be reluctantly welcomed. We are trying to get an acceptable quantity of vodka for everyone without breaking the bank.
Enter SLD... the Cape Town based liquor manufacturer who produces Black Horse Vodka amongst other products. It was thanks to them that my night in Stellenbosch was enjoyable even though the Maties managed to steal the FNB Varsity Cup from UCT. The ability to easily drink the vodka straight up should raise the comradery of the Spanners' supporters. If we manage to arrange a few bottles per game from SLD, then we'll be able to purchase some mixers to go with it. Now although I believe sex on the beach is obtained with some rohypnol or a chloroform-soaked rag, bar tenders will argue that it involves some vodka, passion fruit, orange- and cranberry juice.
Come support the Spanners on the 23rd April at 18:30 for our match against Kopano... there'll be vodka.
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Eh' Jannie
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